ForMITTable Opponents: Rejected Romney Running Mates
After months of vetting potential running mates, presumptive Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has finally selected Paul Ryanas his partner on the G.O.P. ticket. Here are some of the...
View ArticleRomney pins Ryan down, cuts his hair
In an awkward moment in the presidential race on Saturday, GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney was seen holding down GOP vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan and cutting Ryan’s hair off. The...
View ArticleThe Official RNC 2012 Drinking Game
Convention season is upon us! With the Republican convention scheduled to start on Monday, August 27, Tuesday, August 28, and the Democrats to follow the next week, it’s time to figure out how exactly...
View ArticleA line-by-line analysis of Danzel’s “Put Your Hands Up In the Air!”
Hey Wildcat’s! It’s the fourth quarter. It’s time to finish! So let’s put your hands up in the air while we try and figure out what the hell this song is about! Put your hands up in the air Put your...
View ArticleThe Sherman Ave 2012 VP Debate Drinking Game
If you have the wild misfortunate of following The Ave on Twitter, you may have noticed that we enjoy the presidential debates. There’s nothing that livens a weekday night up more than seeing Jim...
View ArticleA Comprehensive Guide to Mitt Romney
Every 7 minutes I get a notification from my CNN app. “A recent CNN poll has Romney leading in Florida with 50%, Obama 49%.” “According to a recent poll, Obama is ahead in Ohio with 51%, Romney close...
View ArticleA Guide to the Top Celebrities Endorsements for Mitt Romney
If you’re anything like me, you simply have to wait for celebrity validation before going ahead with major life decisions, which is why I own nine George Foreman grills and six bottles of Spirit:...
View Article11 Things I’d Do For a Klondike Bar
[unrulysponsored code=137715223 align=center] I don’t know about you, but I freaking love Klondike Bars®. They are my morning, noon, and night. A frosty cold Klondike Bar® is the wind beneath my wings,...
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